Drew Burden

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I HAVE TO LINK THIS!

This is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. The best part? It’s real. Dutch escort agency to service geek virgins | The Register

Women to males: you f%@$ed up too many times, we’re replacing you (Bonus: Get your penis measured and you’re off the hook for those rape charges)

They’re replacing us, guys. Thanks a lot. And since females have no Y chromosomes, any sperm produced by a woman will be an X. And since all eggs are X, the baby would be guaranteed to be a girl. God, we’re fucked. Gulfnews: Mums could be dads soon ————————————————— And about this one, I have [...]

Farkism #2

“Six found dead in Happy Valley, CA. Police suspect murder-murder-murder-murder-murder-suicide“ Murder-suicide suspected in deaths of 6 – Yahoo! News

This is why I don’t want any other Drew Burdens to become famous.

I hate country music anyway. Keith Urban countersues Keith Urban – Nashville, Tennessee – Thursday, 04/05/07 – Tennessean.com

HOLY SHIT, FOX NEWS ACTUALLY GRILLED A REPUBLICAN

Bonus: said Republican is from Kentucky. Think Progress » Fox Catches McConnell Hypocrisy Over Testimony Of White House Officials Under Oath

More severe weather today!

This is the map as of 5:30 am. I’m charging up the batteries for my weather radio and locating my video camera because today will be a wild ride. I’ll also be putting on the NOAA stream for anyone interested in listening. Here are a few links to get you going:Storm Prediction Center – Day [...]

If this had actually happened, I would move out of the country. If things don’t change, I’m planning on doing it anyway.

What a scary April Fool’s joke. ePluribus Media Community || Bush Names Bill O’Reilly To Fill In For Tony Snow

Farkism #1

“Husband and wife’s beloved dog dies, which for most people is a little sad but they get through it. These two hanged themselves.” Couple commits suicide after pet dog dies | NEWS.com.au

If you’re gonna be a Peeping Tom, don’t jack off outside the windows, mmkay?

This guy got caught. Being a dumbass doesn’t pay. Hernando: Man jailed for voyeurism, burglary

Today’s severe weather potential.

Today, I’m streaming NOAA Weather Radio on the internet all day. This is useful for those who can’t get weather radio reception at work or school, or don’t have a weather radio. I’ve taken a lot of factors into consideration when determining the bitrate and other settings. This stream is mono at a 48Kbps bitrate. [...]