Drew Burden

“Barbara Walters… I’m gonna kill that bitch.”–Nick Moorman

Zach explains why his site isn’t working. “Well…it all started a few weeks ago. I was sitting in my room, minding my own business, when a big, red, magic dragon came in my room. He commanded that I obey his orders and delete my website. I told him that I did not want to; that [...]

Can’t regurgitate. I must inhale… carcinogens.-Bill Wight

I thought this was one of the funniest things I have ever seen out of a CNN blogger. Media Biz Murdoch gives Dow Jones the Page Six treatment « Still, Wall Street eagerly awaited what his Rupertness had to say about his new toy, Dow Jones. During the call, Murdoch joked that as the merger [...]

Heaven is a place where all animals go. People’s heaven is under ground. See more in this Flickr set.

“Being a Republican also means that when you have the choice of whether or not to renominate your indicted sitting governor, who pardoned virtually his whole corrupt administration, you do it. Meanwhile the Democrats reject corporate crony in their primary, and support a good-government progressive. That, my friends, can lead to some pretty crappy poll [...]

Fuck you! I know more about this than anyone else in the room! -John McCain via

…with my Wii, I managed to squeeze 28 hours of playtime into a single 24-hour day! -William Tooley I think I’ll have to get one of those Wii things. edit: If you run a Google search for “Wiiquest” my blog is the first result. Woo. Wit Woo Wii. Wit Woo Wii beedaleebeebop.