Drew Burden

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Super Bowl XLIII Ads: My picks.

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I hate football, but I’ve been watching the ads on Hulu as they’re posted. Here are my favorites:
Pepsi Max: “I’m Good”
Everyone loves to see someone get hurt. It’s not right but sometimes it’s FUNNY! This Pepsi [...]

Road trip! Who wants to go?

I came across a sketch revue show opening in Chicago in a few months, and from what I’ve seen so far it’ll be great. It’s called “It’s Good For You” and takes a dark, satiric look at high school, abortion, the media, and why we believe what we think is the truth. There are a [...]

Nathan Seaton’s new lyrics for Webbie’s “Independent”

I love this. He wrote this up for The Independent Geek. We’re totally going to record this.
M-m-mouse is outta wack
I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T Geek, fix it fo’ me man
I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T Geek, fix it fo’ me
Come to yo’ house
They wire up ya car
Tune up jobs, replace yo’ motherboard
If you ain’t got no sound, it keeps shuttin’ down
If you ain’t got [...]

Rep’s daughter deals some pwnage

Lately, Kentucky’s governor Steve Beshear (D) announced a new budget plan that works toward a balanced budget without raising taxes — a campaign pledge he’s at least trying to make good on. This plan includes budget cuts for higher education in Kentucky. College students are up in arms, demanding the cuts go somewhere else and [...]

An apology to St. Valentine, whoever he/she is

Dear St. Valentine, whoever you are:
I’m sorry I refuse to celebrate your holiday. I’m not even sure why you have your own holiday or how you even came to symbolize love, but I’m not buying into it. Once again this year, I have managed to save a lot of money — not by switching my [...]

Now accepting applications… ;)

(10:07:01 PM) x splinters: drew(10:07:08 PM) x splinters: NEVER MARRY THE CREEPY STALKER BITCH(10:07:17 PM) Teh Programmer: i don’t know any creepy stalker bitches(10:07:20 PM) Teh Programmer: i’m not cool enough

Hong Kong Broadband commercial

Gotta love those Asians and their cute TV ads. I think this one is showing a dial up connection, and advertising the wonders of DSL. Either way, watch it. You’ll laugh.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xUbpHRswARc
Edit: I’ve found the general meaning in the description of another YouTube post of the same ad. “10 Kung-Fu-Fighting-Ants, representing the downlink in a traditional [...]

Discussing Halo 3 strategies with the master

(6:25:29 PM) Nedrub Werd: if i get anywhere near him, he launches me across the map with the hammer(6:29:00 PM) serpx: yeah, definitely try to stay away from him — but if you ever have no choice — jumping and strafing around him and stuff will minimize his damage(6:29:25 PM) Nedrub Werd: yeah i learned [...]

While playing Halo 3…

“Barbara Walters… I’m gonna kill that bitch.”–Nick Moorman

We know our Web 2.0ish apps.

(1:47:56 PM) safetyguy1656: Hahlo.(1:48:04 PM) Teh Programmer: PocketTweets.(1:48:21 PM) safetyguy1656: Twitterific.(1:49:29 PM) safetyguy1656: What are you up to?(1:49:39 PM) Teh Programmer: Coding.